Yes folks, this is our latest member of staff and he is a real softie really (Yeah right!).
We considered him for a few positions within the company but it quickly became obvious he was not destined to be a window cleaner as his paws are too small to hold the Water Fed Pole and accounts was out, his command of numbers is simply not good. It was suggested he became manager of the night security team and that seemed to be right for him but it quickly became apparent he has a habit of chewing things chairs, iron girders and people. All things considered putting him in charge of late payments is a stroke of brilliance. We think he will be a real asset to the team and he is keen to get his teeth into his new role as soon as he is needed, after all he is always hungry.
Merry Christmas from all at PCC
